The Early Adventures of Hustle Fighter

When he was a wee toddler, young Hustle Fighter was abandoned by his parents because he was so wicked ugly.

He was set adrift in a pod for an endless period until he was rescued by a couple of Thukker refugees. They named him Kin'Akhork, but the boy was never able to pronounce his own name. In fact, he was never able to pronounce any of the Minmatar names, including those of his adopted parents. So, in frustration, they called him Hustle Fighter.

Despite the extensive brain damage from radiation exposure and the oxygen deprivation caused by floating endlessly in his pod as an infant, Hustle Fighter actually graduated from flight school. And he decided to put his new found talents as a pilot to work for the Minmatar forces of freedom. A simple man, he just thought that slavery was plain wrong.

On one raid against a band of Amarrian puppets known as the CVA, he rescued a Minmatar babe from slavery and married her the same day in one of those fly-through instant matrimony shops outside Rens. To his delight, he discovered that regular sex was a good thing and wanted to stay with his new bride forever. But she left him as soon as she got enough money to buy a shuttle.

Then something good happened. While fighting with the Ushra'Khan in their three year war against slavery, he met warriors from the Murientor Tribe. They did not seem to mind his frightening looks, goofy name, or the fact that he was not terribly bright. And he came to learn their ways and joined their fearsome tribe. And today he fights beside them, blasting pirates and slavers from the skies. Always hoping that one day he might find his long lost wife among the stars.